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The Bad Boy at Home, and His Experiences in Trying to Become an Editor / 1885

The Bad Boy at Home, and His Experiences in Trying to Become an Editor / 1885

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Chapter 1 WHY HE CHEWSES A PERFESSHUN.-HYFALUTIN PROLOG, WITH SUM

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and me has been puttin' in our days havin' fun. I've got to give all that sorter thing up now, cos I've accepted a persisshu

kno nothin' but base-ballin' and prize fitin' wen 'he gets thru. All them fellers wot rite in dirys begin by usin

menny airs over your cleen wite dress, wot only needs a morocker lether mantel

ve bean in the mazey, lacey laberinths of wite linnin wot aud

ipes, closely incircling a cupple of been-poles-no, not eggsactly been-poles, but the sharp

rospecktive Preserdent, but you didn't stay on hi

hav ben part of Mrs. Dr. Walker's patent backackshun, maskuline, dress-reform trowsers, wot she sent to

your pages, so that, shuld the toes of my boots be applide to the patent bucket early in my useful carreer, the hull wurld'll kno wot a treassure socieaty has lost. I a

a perfeshunal carrieer has led me to axcept a posishun in the publick-opinyun-moldin' shop wots known as the D

Sulfur Baths, via the Haydies Short Line, our fitin' edit-her corndoctor. This paper is run on red-hot indypendant principels,

re in wich I have mbarked in the capacerty of typergraf

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1 Chapter 1 WHY HE CHEWSES A PERFESSHUN.-HYFALUTIN PROLOG, WITH SUM2 Chapter 2 HIS FIRST INTERVUE.-WILL THEY BE CONSINED TO A PLACE THAT3 Chapter 3 THE XCHANGE FYEND.-SHEECARGO ALL QUIETT.-THE FYEND GOES4 Chapter 4 HE AIN'T NO TYPERGRAFFICKAL CYCLOPEEDA.-SERIUS5 Chapter 5 A VISIT FROM A DISTINGUSHED ANTY-MONOPERLIST TYPERGRAFFICAL6 Chapter 6 No.67 Chapter 7 HE INTERVUES ELI PERKINS AND GETS SUM POINTS ON JURNERLISTIC8 Chapter 8 A CONVENSHUN OF THE DUDE DEMMERCRAZEY,-A COUNTRY DELEGAIT.-9 Chapter 9 THE REPORTER INTERVUES A PULITICKEL GOST.-ROS CONKLIN GIVES10 Chapter 10 HE REPORTS A XERDENT WOT HAPPENED TO J. GOULD AND SETS ALL11 Chapter 11 IN THE ROLE OF DRAMATICK CRITTICK.-"HOSIERY HENRYETTUR, OR12 Chapter 12 A OLD BILL.-THE EDITTUR GETS A FORTUNE FROM OSSTRAILYER.-13 Chapter 13 TRAVERLIN IN STILE.-GRAND RECEPSHUNS AND BABY KISSIN14 Chapter 14 IMMENSE NTHUSIASM.-SUM POINTERS ON THE TARIFF.-THE OHIO15 Chapter 15 IN A TROY HOTEL.--GRAND REVUE AND MILLYTARY16 Chapter 16 HE REPORTS A DRY GOODS OPENIN.-A XPENSIV KOSTUM WOT FINDS17 Chapter 17 DUMMIE "ADS"-WARNTED, A WIFE, BY THE RELIGUS EDDITUR.-18 Chapter 18 AT THE MASQUE BALL.-FRIVERLUS FIXINS.-A PARISIEN19 Chapter 19 THE HORSE REPORTER WANTS A COMPAGNON DE VOYAGE.-THE20 Chapter 20 THE DEVIL IN CHURCH.-A TERRIFICK. XPLOSHUN, AND FLYIN21 Chapter 21 ROUTS THE REPUBLERCAN RABBEL.-CAMPANE LIES.-THE DEVIL IN22 Chapter 22 ELECKSHUN DAY.-THE DUDES PEDDLIN DEMMERCRATICK TICKETS.-23 Chapter 23 A GLORIOUS VICKTORIE.-THE LICKED CANDYDATE GENERATES BLUE24 Chapter 24 HIS HOLY DAY.-PERSONATIN A DUDE MAKES HIM LOSE HIS TRUST IN25 Chapter 25 ADVERTISES A ARTICKEL WOT WAS FOUND.-WIMMIN'S WAYS.-26 Chapter 26 THE DELINKENT SUBSCRIBER'S ARISTOCRAZEY IDEAS ON THE27 Chapter 27 MINSE PIE AND DREEMS.-TERRIBLE RETRYBUSHUN.-WOT'LL OVER28 Chapter 28 AT THE STOCK EXCHANGE.-THE ENGAGEMENT.-FIRE IN THE29 Chapter 29 HE CALLS ON MARIA AND PRONOUNSES HER FRAGRANT.-AT A CHURCH30 Chapter 30 THE DEVIL'S OCCUPASHUN GONE.-POLLYTISHUN OR JURNERLIST.-