Josh Billings on Ice

o man ever matched himself agin

thare is no villin on airth so grately mean az he who reccommen

z virtuous, he kan't be ign

who undertakes tew jump 375 feet

pent uv his sins before he had committed them,

y." It is better even to do a foolish thing at onst

telling what he would have did if he had bin th

all the faith thare is in this world now wont keep a man from falling

at i kan hav more ov it than enny man i ever knu, and not hal

so apt to descend from father to son, u

onnekticut, who carried the same old jack-knife for 43 years

things. I hav seen kows that you could milk on

born single, but I dought whether

tur consists in lifting the greatest amoun

hav the least fragranse-it iz

, he gits just before he dize, and it mostly c

ve up their hats at a display ov mersy. Yet the one iz the streng

hun than sense iz like a goos

vilizashun tew spare, but i think s

wants tew be like natur,