Josh Billings on Ice

Man iz alw

e don't expeckt tew find, and after he ha

about the only folks who ever see enny. A jealous man

a good deal like sea sickness-

board bi tending bar occasionly. He hain't got any more k

i profession, wi

e, with the driver, and noboddy thi

extra pump would be i

at grandfather woz a justiss ov the peace; b

bull's eye watch iz; if enny boddy will wind hi

folks. He don't seem tew hav but one limber

kuline turkey, on p

w the muzzell, and when he goes oph, makes a n

re into a crowd,

They seem tew know they ain't entitled tu a good ar

hat they acktually know, but most aul ov

t this ain't so. Thare ain't no such

nuff yet, unless a man h

d have tew git over it dredful eazy, bekauze folks ain

ress from our distrikt, and thare ain't one in the

mily. If he steps on a kat's tail, is sure to do it light, and immegiately asks her pardon; reads the Phunny Phellow, and laffs bekause he kan't help it; hooks up hiz wife's dress, and plays hoss with the children. Never meddles with the cream on the milk-pans; goes eazily of errands and cums back in seazon; attends every bo

irtews respekted. He lives in the memory of the

hat iz only a libel; but he will git hiz