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Around The Tea-Table

Around The Tea-Table

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Chapter 1 THE TABLE-CLOTH IS SPREAD.

Word Count: 1762    |    Released on: 30/11/2017

shes and talk. The most of the world's work ought to be finished by six o'clock p.m. The children are home from school. The wife is done mending or shopping. Th

r pocket-handkerchief if you want to cry at any pitiful story of the day, or

hought and prevents drowsiness, lightens and refreshes the body, and clears the perceptive faculties." Our own observation is that there is nothing that so loosens the hinge of the tongue, soothes the temper, exhilarates the diaphragm, kindles sociality and makes the future promising. Like one of the small glasses in the wall of Barnum's old museum, through which you could see cities and mountains bathed in sunshine, so, as you drink from the tea-cup, and get on toward the bottom so that it is sufficiently elevated, you can see almost anything

efore you get through. If it be green tea, prepared by large infusion of Prussian blue and gypsum, or black tea mixed with pulverized black lead, you may expect there will be a poisonous effect in the conversation and the moral health damaged. The English Parliament found that there had come into that country two million pounds of what the merchants call "lie tea," and, as far as I can estimate, about the same amount has been imported into the United States; and wh

ngyong, or Pouchong, or Souchong, or Oolong, so

or nervous from having studied themselves half to death, or exhume a piece of brown bread from their coat-tail because they are dyspeptic, or make such solemn remarks about hydro-benzamide or sulphindigotic acid that the children get frightened and burst out crying, thinking something dreadful is going to h

d, Mr. Givemfits, Dr. Heavyasbricks, Miss Smiley and Miss Stinger, who come to see us. We expect to invite them all to te

es without any sufficient reason. It is almost as good as a sermon to see him wipe his mouth with a napkin. I would not want him all alone to tea, because it would be making a meal of sweetmeats. But when he is present with others of different temperament, he is entertaining. He always reminds me of the dessert called floating island, beaten egg on custard. On all subjects-political, social and religious-he takes the smooth side. He is a minister, and

k to stop her from choking. My friend Givemfits is "down on" almost everything but tea, and I think one reason of his nervous, sharp, petulant way is that he takes too much of this beverage. He thinks the world is very soon coming to an end, and says, "The sooner the better, confound it!" He is a literary man, a newspaper writer, a book critic, and so on; but if he

is vinegar-cruet against sugar-bowl in perpetual controversy. I do not blame Givemfits as much as many do. His digestion is poor. The chills and fever enlarged his spleen. He has frequent attacks of neuralgia. Once a week he has the sick headache. His liver is out of order. He has twinges of rheumatism. Nothing he ever takes agrees with him but tea, and that doesn't. He has had a good deal of trial,

t of a pair of boots; loathes a shaving apparatus; thinks Eve would have shown better capacity for housekeeping if she had, the first time she used her broom, swept Adam out of Paradise. Besides these ladies, many good, bright, useful and sensible people of all kinds. In a few days we shall invite a group

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1 Chapter 1 THE TABLE-CLOTH IS SPREAD.2 Chapter 2 MR. GIVEMFITS AND DR. BUTTERFIELD.3 Chapter 3 A GROWLER SOOTHED.4 Chapter 4 CARLO AND THE FREEZER.5 Chapter 5 OLD GAMES REPEATED.6 Chapter 6 THE FULL-BLOODED COW.7 Chapter 7 THE DREGS IN LEATHERBACKS' TEA-CUP.8 Chapter 8 THE HOT AXLE.9 Chapter 9 BEEFSTEAK FOR MINISTERS.10 Chapter 10 AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN OLD PAIR OF SCISSORS.11 Chapter 11 A LIE, ZOOLOGICALLY CONSIDERED.12 Chapter 12 A BREATH OF ENGLISH AIR.13 Chapter 13 THE MIDNIGHT LECTURE.14 Chapter 14 THE SEXTON.15 Chapter 15 THE OLD CRADLE.16 Chapter 16 A HORSE'S LETTER.17 Chapter 17 KINGS OF THE KENNEL.18 Chapter 18 THE MASSACRE OF CHURCH MUSIC.19 Chapter 19 THE BATTLE OF PEW AND PULPIT.20 Chapter 20 THE DEVIL'S GRIST-MILL.21 Chapter 21 THE CONDUCTOR'S DREAM.22 Chapter 22 PUSH & PULL.23 Chapter 23 BOSTONIANS.24 Chapter 24 JONAH VERSUS THE WHALE.25 Chapter 25 SOMETHING UNDER THE SOFA.26 Chapter 26 THE WAY TO KEEP FRESH.27 Chapter 27 CHRISTMAS BELLS.28 Chapter 28 POOR PREACHING.29 Chapter 29 SHELVES A MAN'S INDEX.30 Chapter 30 BEHAVIOR AT CHURCH.31 Chapter 31 MASCULINE AND FEMININE.32 Chapter 32 LITERARY FELONY.33 Chapter 33 LITERARY ABSTINENCE.34 Chapter 34 SHORT OR LONG PASTORATES.35 Chapter 35 AN EDITOR'S CHIP-BASKET.36 Chapter 36 THE MANHOOD OF SERVICE.37 Chapter 37 BALKY PEOPLE.38 Chapter 38 ANONYMOUS LETTERS.39 Chapter 39 BRAWN OR BRAIN.40 Chapter 40 WARM-WEATHER RELIGION.41 Chapter 41 HIDING EGGS FOR EASTER.42 Chapter 42 SINK OR SWIM.43 Chapter 43 SHELLS FROM THE BEACH.44 Chapter 44 CATCHING THE BAY MARE.45 Chapter 45 OUR FIRST AND LAST CIGAR.46 Chapter 46 MOVE, MOVING, MOVED.47 Chapter 47 ADVANTAGE OF SMALL LIBRARIES.48 Chapter 48 REFORMATION IN LETTER-WRITING.49 Chapter 49 ROYAL MARRIAGES.50 Chapter 50 THREE VISITS.51 Chapter 51 MANAHACHTANIENKS.52 Chapter 52 A DIP IN THE SEA.53 Chapter 53 HARD SHELL CONSIDERATIONS.54 Chapter 54 WISEMAN, HEAVYASBRICKS AND QUIZZLE.55 Chapter 55 A LAYER OF WAFFLES.56 Chapter 56 FRIDAY EVENING.57 Chapter 57 THE SABBATH EVENING TEA-TABLE.58 Chapter 58 THE WARM HEART OF CHRIST.59 Chapter 59 SACRIFICING EVERYTHING.60 Chapter 60 THE YOUNGSTERS HAVE LEFT.61 Chapter 61 FAMILY PRAYERS.62 Chapter 62 CALL TO SAILORS.63 Chapter 63 JEHOSHAPHAT'S SHIPPING.64 Chapter 64 ALL ABOUT MERCY.65 Chapter 65 UNDER THE CAMEL'S SADDLE.66 Chapter 66 HALF-AND-HALF CHURCHES.67 Chapter 67 THORNS.68 Chapter 68 WHO TOUCHED ME